- Woman peeing at the bus stop. - She was in a full business suit and looked extremely elegant
- Guy getting jumped and still wanting to party - His face was bleeding and his shirt was torn and his buddies had to explain to him that he should go to the hospital instead of the club.
- A guy “power bombing” his buddies and spilling a whole bottle of Jack Daniels. - The power bomber was 5’9 the powerbombie was 6’4
- Hottest girl with the worst breath - This happens more often then you would think. This weeks award goes to a stunning 5’9 leggy brunette with long jet black hair and voluptuous breast…. Who’s breath smelt like she gargled with a used toilet bowl.
- Oddest couple funniest sight. I would usually have this as two separate categories but they happened simultaneously. A 60 year old white lesbian fell dancing on the street to the drummer boy. She was helped up by her 60 year old black partner. The white lady was wearing a elegant dress with a long scarf the black lady was dressed like an 80’s gangbanger. I actually spoke with them so I’m not just guessing. That they were together.
- Tons of Hookers.
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